How does an attorney sleep?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
First year of law school they scare you to death. Second year they work you to death.
What's the difference between a law student and a pizza?
A man walked into a bar. The next three patrons ducked.
Why did the law student go broke?
What do you call a lawyer who graduated last in their class?
What's the difference between God and a law professor?
Two law students are studying for the bar exam. One says: "I'm so stressed, I barely slept two hours."
Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet deep instead of six?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
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