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“What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances? Retired.”
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“What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances? Retired.”
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“What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.”
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“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. My lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
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“How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories.”
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“What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.”
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“Why did the lawyer cross the road? To get to the courthouse on the other side... and bill for travel time.”
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“A lawyer's dog runs around the neighborhood unleashed. What does it do? Chase ambulances.”
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“Why don't lawyers go to the beach? Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.”
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“What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more.”
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“What do you call 25 lawyers buried up to their chins in cement? Not enough cement.”
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“Why are lawyers never attacked by sharks? Professional courtesy.”
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“What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.”
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